19 Apr 2010 Stan’s Interview from “Starship Exeter”
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Nearly 5 years ago I had the privilege of working on one of the absolute best fan film I’ve ever seen. Modeled after the classic “Star Trek” of the ’60’s, “Starship Exeter” is a marvel of ingenuity, resourcefulness and good old fashioned hard-work.  A “behind the scenes” documentary was shot but “lost” for a while and never completed until I got my grungy hands on it.  Hey, I’m in it! I asked for the footage and began the final edit for YouTube release. The entire documentary is 40 minutes long so I condensed my interviews into this short segment…

Over the next few weeks the full documentary will be release in 10 minute segments on our new, Bnex TV – YouTube channel.

I ask and emplore anyone reading this to log on to our YouTube channel and become a subscriber. The more  subscribers, the better chance we have of earning a return on the hard work and dedication it takes to create quality entertainment such as “Starship Exeter.” We LOVE making videos and believe we’re pretty darn good at it. But it requires a tremendous amount of time to produce these presentations and making a living seems to get in the way.  You can help us change all that by becoming a subscriber.

Please, log on to YouTube by clicking here… BnexTV on YouTube …and subscribe to our channel. We already have a small selection of videos,  but with your help,  many more will come.

In the meantime, I hope you enjoy my interview and encourage you to catch an Act of  “Starship Exeter.” If you like classic “Trek,” you’ll love “Starship Exeter – The Tressaurian Intersection.” Here are the YouTube presentations…

The Teaser

The Opening

I love the opening maybe because I wrote the theme song. Yep, that’s me playing all the parts. With the help of my great friend and musical guru, Larry Seyer, I believe we’ve created a memorable theme. Hope you like it!

Act 1

Act 2

The 3rd act is still in post production and should be completed as time and money allows.

You can find Hi-Res versions at http://www.exeterstudio.com

I hope you enjoy!!!

30 Mar 2010 “Aint no Haint gonna run me off.”
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It’s always been said by family and friends that my house is hunted. For those that don’t know, I live in a house that was built in 1885. Originally constructed at 13th and Brazos in Austin, Texas, the house was purchased in 1956 and moved to it’s current location on the farm. I’ve always believe that moved brought some spooks with it.

As a youngster we always heard weird sounds, disembodied voices and even pots and pans strewn around the room after returning home from a trip. Nothing diabolical, just mischievous.

I moved back into the old haunted house in the mid ’90’s. My parents had long since moved out and the house was deteriorating, so I began remodeling. For many years I never heard a peep from our other-worldly guest. I assumed the remodeling had upset them enough to move on. I was wrong.

A few weeks ago the dogs started barking. I stepped inside my laundry room and found my two pooches poised in a defensive posture, barking wildly at the wall. At first, I though they had cornered some varmint, but on closer examination there was absolutely nothing there. I tried to calm the canines, but they kept barking, insisting on defending the homestead against this invisible intruder. I finally had to pull them away and tempt them with a few Milk Bones before they would relinquish their prey.

I returned to my TV show and within seconds, I heard the sound I hadn’t heard in 40 years. “The party” as we used to call it. The sounds of a lot of people talking and laughing. Every now and then, a woman’s belly-laugh can be heard above all the rest. All of it emanating from what is now the laundry room. And, just as it was when I was young, the moment anyone opens the door to the room or tries to approach it in any way, the sounds abruptly stop.

Kinda scary, huh? Naaaah. I’ve lived with it for a long time and I say let the old dead folks have their party as long as they don’t keep me up at night. But just as a precaution, I made it clear I would not tolerate any demonic presence or monstrous apparitions. This is my house now, I make the rules. And just to be on the safe side, I decided to produce a little music video to drive home my point.

I never intended for this video to be played publicly, but relented after several close friends insisted that I do. I hope you like it, I think the ghost did. These days, the party stops whenever I want to go to bed or watch TV, no matter what time that is. They’ve become very good neighbors, so I have no problem letting them stay.

Who knows, someday I just might join them.

Enjoy!!!

17 Mar 2010 Gather ’round it’s time for Radio RFD
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Here’s the theme song to a new show we’ll begin shooting soon. (I hope) It’s based on the antics of the folks working at a small-town radio station. I had the pleasure of being part of just such a station many years ago and always wanted to produce a show about it . So, here I go… I sincerely hope you enjoy the music and be sure to watch for the pilot episode of “Radio RFD.” I guarantee it’ll tickle your funny bone.

13 Feb 2010 Ghost Rider
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After watching “Ghost Rider” with Nicolas Cage the other night I kept humming that dang song over and over for days. So while is was freezing cold and I dare not step outside for fear of instant death, I decided to warm up the studio. Before you know it, I had recorded my own version of this Johnny Cash classic. (sorry Johnny, I hope you’re not rolling over in your grave!)

If you dare, click on the following link to give a listen…

“Ghost Riders in the Sky”

I hope you enjoy!

PS: For those who have asked…

Yes, that is me singing.

No, I did not use any kind of auto-tuning device on my voice. (as some can plainly hear) It’s just me, a microphone and about a half a dozen takes.

Yes, that is me playing all the “instruments” using my trusty Yamaha keyboard. I hope someday to replace those “fake” instruments with “real” ones. Anyone want to join in?

06 Dec 2009 Celebrating Saint Nicolas Day with “The Book of Santa”
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Today, on December 6th, 343 A.D., a great man passed away and a wonderful tradition was born. Known only as Nicolas, this man grew up to be the most generous man history would ever know. Born in 280 A.D., Nicolas lived in affluence and had a strong Christian background. At the age of 16, both parents died and a very young Nicolas inherited a fortune. However, instead of spending it like most teenagers would, Nicolas traveled the country of what is now Italy, secretly giving away his fortune to those in need, especially children.alexander-anderson-1810a

Although generous, Nicolas had this strange quirk about the way he gave his gifts, he didn’t want anyone to know who their benefactor was. Kind of like Mr. Tipton in the old show “The Millionaire,” Nicolas went to great lengths to keep his generosity a secret. But alas, one night he got busted.

Nicolas had heard of a farmer who had been robbed. Now, the farmer’s 3 daughter’s no longer had dowries. You see, back then, ladies of marrying age needed dowries if they were going to attract “desirable” men. Without them, some would resort to prostitution rather than marry a slug. Sounds crazy, but it’s true. Upon hearing about the farmer and his daughter’s problem, Nicolas decided to help. For 2 nights in a row he’d walk past the open window of the farmer’s house and toss in a bag of gold. The farmer was ecstatic, but curious as to who was doing this. So, on the 3rd night, he hid outside to find out. As Nicolas strode past the window with the bag of gold in his hand and his armed cocked, the farmer jumped out in front of him with a big “AH -HA!” Nicolas froze, smiled and tossed the bag through the window. Strangely enough, it landed inside one of the daughter’s stocking that was hung on the fire place mantel to dry. Boy did that ever start a tradition! Nicolas asked the farmer to promise he’d never tell anyone who gave him the gold, but I suppose the farmer must have been a blabbermouth, because it wasn’t long before stories of Nicolas’ generosity spread across the land like wild fire.

Soon, the good folks of Myra decided to elected him as their new Bishop and Nicolas spent the rest of his natural life helping and giving. By the year 450 A.D., churches in Asia Minor were being named after him and by the 800’s, he had been officially recognized as a Saint by the Eastern Catholic Church. In the 1200’s, December 6th began to be celebrated as Bishop Nicolas Day in France. By the 1400’s, Saint Nicolas was considered the most beloved religious figure after Jesus and Mary, with more than 2000 Chapels and Monasteries named in his honor.

As time moseyed on, stories from other countries became “blended” with the historical facts about the real Nicolas. Like a game of “Pass It On,” each country would add their own tale santa-nastabout the generous Saint. Even his name became “skewed.” In the Dutch language, the name “Saint Nicolas” translates into “Sinter Klass,” which soon became “Santa Klass” and finally “Santa Claus.” Add a poem in 1823, by Clement Clark More, “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” now better known as “The Night Before Christmas,” a portrait published in 1863 by Harper’s Weekly, drawn by a political cartoonist named Thomas Nast, and whammo, you have a new holiday tradition.

leyendecker-1925-smAh yes, I’m talking about our wonderful and beloved Santa Claus. To me, Santa is like a Super-Hero. I know, I know, we’re supposed to be celebrating the birth of Christ who is also a Super-Hero. I DO get that. But Santa has been as much a part of that wonderful story of our Savior as Jesus. In my mind, Santa is a “gateway” to the story of Jesus.

With Santa, children are introduced to the concept of generosity. They become familiar with how it feels to receive, but as they get older, they’ll naturally become curious about the other side of the transaction, how it feels to give. This is where Santa steps off and Jesus comes in. Giving is what Jesus is all about as He gave us the most precious gift of all – salvation. So, I’ve never had a problem with mixing-up Santa and Jesus on the same holiday. I believe each holds a firm place behind the meaning of the tradition, so much so, I wrote a script about it.

It’s called “The Book of Santa.” It’s the story of two best friends, Jesus and Nicolas, and how that friendship led Nicolas to become Santa Claus.Jesus_130_small

Since the script is about Saint Nicolas, I felt December 6th was the most appropriate day to publish it. I hope you like it! Happy Saint Nicolas Day!!!

CLICK HERE to read “The Book of Santa
08 Nov 2009 TV on the Internet to the Internet on TV – Part 3
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In our last exciting episode, Stan was gorging himself on the fruit of  free Internet television and when suddenly he realized…

There has to be more out there than just Hulu. So I saved Hulu as a favorite and started searching some more. The confusion continued but I persevered.

Since the Great Oracle Google  knows EVERYTHING, I just kept asking in slightly different ways and finally, came up with a ton video websites, all claiming to be “the best.” Being the skeptical fellow that I am, I had to find out for myself.

For weeks, each night, I  methodically checked out the claims of every site I came across. There ARE zillions of sites, some are great, some are not-so-great and some just flat-out stink. Some sites try to sell you a worthless piece of software just so you can watch a news story from Zimbabwe in a language you can’t understand. Others make you click through a thousand ads  before finally taking you to a “real” video site like Hulu. Huh? I could have just gone to Hulu in the first place!

There are so many sites that I had to create a list just to keep up with them all. Cable channels like A & E, the SyFy and Discovery channels. The familiar broadcast channels – ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox. The plethora of made-for-internet channels like the aforementioned Hulu, NinjaVideo (my personal favorite) and Blinkx gave me far more choices than cable ever could. Now that I have most of them sorted out, I’m in television heaven!

A few nights ago while sitting back and enjoying the fruits of my labor, it dawned on me that I should pass on all this research. I realized there are tons of folks like me who’d love to dump their cable and start watching their favorite TV shows online. So, I’ve created a website with links and descriptions of the best sites I could find on the net.

It’s called Bnex TV – www.bnex.tv – it’s a dot TV, not a dot com. There you’ll find every useful site I ran across. Click on the site’s logo and you’ll be taken to the alphabetical listings of their available shows. There’s also a Help Page to guide you through a couple of the more complicated sites.

There are tons of video choices on the Internet, but those choices comes with a price to pay – confusion. If you’re a novice at Internet TV like I was, you may ask yourself “where do I even start?” You could do what I did and spend hours and hours with the Great Oracle Google, or save yourself a ton of time and visit Bnex.TV.

Believe me, looking for your favorite television show online can be like taking a road trip without a map. That’s where Bnex TV comes in. Think of it as your online GPS unit, a tool to help you navigate through the thousands of videos that are now available.

I’ll be adding more features like a your very own personalized TV guide that alerts you when a new episode of your favorite show is available. A forum to share your comments, plenty of Help Pages to guide you and I’m sure, a bunch of other stuff I haven’t even thought of yet.

Internet Television is somewhat in it’s infancy right now, there are very few “standards,” meaning the user needs to know a little more than just “Click Here” to enjoy all the choices and benefits. But with just a bit of education, soon, you too will be be gorging yourself on a smorgasbord of videos – all free for the watching.

So, goodbye cable. It’s been fun, but it’s time to move on.

31 Oct 2009 TV on the Internet to the Internet on TV – Part 2
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In our last exciting episode, Stan had hooked up his computer to his TV and was ready to enjoy free Internet television when suddenly…

I realized I didn’t even know where to begin. What the heck do you search for – “IPTV?” (means Internet Protocol TeleVision) – “Internet Television?”  – “TV on the Net?” – “I’m looking for free TV so I can dump my cable?” THAT’S what’s confusing, trying to find a single website that has a listing of the available video on the net. I know of sites like YouTube, but I’m really not that interested in watching “amateur video.” Then I remembered that Hulu TV ad with Alex Baldwin. “Hulu, huh? Alrighty then, let’s give Hulu a try.” So I opened my browser and typed in Hulu.

I was very impressed. There are TONS of television shows and movies to graze on. I felt like the Blues Brothers when they stepped into the Church, the choir sang and the light of “God” shined down upon them. This was what I was looking for. So I began to enjoy some of the fruits of my labor. I watched the first 6 episodes of “Lost In Space,” a few of episodes of “Land of the Giants” and an episode of “Monk” from a couple of weeks ago. It’s not as simple as pressing a single button on a remote, you have to go through several mouse clicks before you actually start watching the show, but there it was, looking as good as cable and it’s FREE. (except for the cost of the Internet connection)

The blind hog had finally found an acorn and I wanted more! I wanted everything I can watch on cable plus some. So, I marked Hulu as a favorite and kept searching. That’s right cable company, I’ve made my first step toward your extinction. Like a starving cow that just found a lush field of grass, I began grazing and grazing and grazing and grazing…

“EDGE OF YOUR SEAT” MUSIC COMES UP: голова болит секс

ANNOUNCER BEGINS:

“Will Stan really be able to find more sites as good as Hulu?  Will he actually drive the cable company into extinction? Will he ever stop grazing?” голова болит секс

“Stay tuned for the next exciting episode!!!”

And by the way…

Happy Halloween!!!

18 Sep 2009 TV on the Internet to the Internet on TV – Part 1
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With the economy in the tank right now many of us are trying to figure out ways to save money. And some of us are gazing at the cable box and thinking  “sacrificial lamb.” If you’re like me, you’re paying $50.00 plus per month for cable and lately, you’ve been hearing all this talk about how you can watch your favorite TV shows on the Internet, for FREE!!! Movies, sports, all sorts of entertainment choices are now available on the fabulous World Wide Web for no monthly fee. And they’re  all just a mouse click away. Being the inquisitive type I just had to know if all this talk was really true or just more “web hype.”

The first thing I needed to do was hook up a computer to my TV. That was fairly easy, I have a flat screen with a VGA input. I just plugged in my TV where my computer monitor had been.  But “inquiring minds have to know” and I found ways to connect my computer to ANY television. I have a real old one with only an “antenna” input and got it to work as well. Didn’t look as good as my flat panel, but it was there. Which brings me up to step 2. Being able to read the darn screen when I’m setting on my sofa 15 feet away from my television. The desktop icons were about the size pin heads and the text looked like little white blobs from that far away. Plus, I had to use extension cables for my keyboard and mouse if I wanted to use it from the sofa.

So, I  scooted a chair close to the TV and spent a least a couple of hours a night for about a week tweaking the desktop so it could be clearly seen from my sofa. The Windows Desktop has tons of settings that allows you to do this if you know how to find them. Microsoft really doesn’t want you monkeying around too much with the Desktop’s appearance, but having dissected the Windows Operating System as many times as I have, I knew what switches to throw to make the icons as big as a grapefruit and the text clearly readable from my sofa. There, that’s better. But I’m still tethered to the the computer with the keyboard and mouse cables. Thank GOD for wireless devices. For about $40.00 I purchased a wireless set. Now,  finally,  I’m on the sofa and ready to start surfing FREE TV!!! That’s when the confusion began.

What’s a Shockwave Plug-In??? Seems I can’t watch doodley without it. That’s because browsers like Internet Explorer and Firefox don’t actually play the video. They’re kind of like the picture frame, the picture is played by the browser’s Shockwave Plug-In, an additional program created by Adobe that you have to download and install. A bunch of website and nearly all Internet TV stations use this program.  I’ll bet most of you reading this have already installed Adobe’s Shockwave into whatever browser you’re using. But there is a little known fact about the Shockwave player that definitely affects performance when watching video on the web. Not all Shockwave Plug-In’s are created equal. The Plug-In created for Microsoft is a slightly different program than the ones made for all other browsers like Firefox, Google Chrome, Oprah and all others. Internet Explorer gets the “special” Shockwave player which uses about 30% less CPU power than any other browser. And CPU power is the KEY ingredient in being able to watch smooth, non-jerky video over the Internet. голова болит секс

I was a bit dismayed because personally, I’m a Firefox fan and always referred to Internet Explorer as Internet Exploder as the early versions seem to always crash. I was determined to use Firefox and not Explorer until I tested this theory for myself. But sure enough, the article was right. All I had to do was pull up the task manager, which registers CPU usage and note the difference. Engage Firefox and the useage jumps up to over 90% in full screen. Engage Internet Explorer on the exact same website playing the exact same video, and the usage jumps to only 50%. I tried and tried to streamline Firefox to not gobble up as much power as it does, but no matter what I did, Explorer 8 always outperformed all other browsers by at least 30%, more on browsers like the one in Real Player. The CPU usage goes off the scale when you engage that bad boy. But that’s okay, I can manage with Explorer. Version 8 is really fast and almost as configurable as Firefox.

So, here I am with a computer I can see from across the room without being cabled to it and the fastest browser, fully equipped with the best Plug-In available. The cable company can kiss my grits because I’m about to start enjoying FREE TV over the Internet!!!

I clicked on the Explorer icon, typed in “Internet Television” and began my search. The confusion only intensified.

“EDGE OF YOUR SEAT” MUSIC COMES UP: голова болит секс

ANNOUNCER BEGINS:

“Will Stan really be able to sift through his confusion and watch television for free over the Internet? Will the cheap computer he put together from spare parts hold up under the enormous strain of Hi-Definition video? Will the cable company actually kiss his posterior?” голова болит секс

“Stay tuned for the next exciting episode!!!”

05 Aug 2009 Tourist Guide???
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I love to travel and always thought how cool it would be to get paid for my passion. So, I started looking into the industry of tourism. But I think I might change my mind after reading some of the complaints travel companies has to fend off…

  1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
  2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ’siesta’ time – this should be banned.”
  3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”
  4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”
  5. A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.
  6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
  7. “The beach was too sandy.”
  8. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”
  9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
  10. “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”
  11. “We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a streettrader, only to find out they were fake.”
  12. “No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”
  13. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England, it only took the Americans three hours to get home.”
  14. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”
  15. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?”
  16. “There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.”
  17. “We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”
  18. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
  19. “I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.”
  20. “My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room, but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

My personal favorites are the “no-one told us” complaints  like # 4, # 12 and # 19. Apparently these folks live on another planet where they swim naked, mosquitoes don’t bite and there aren’t any fish in the sea.

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Most of the above complaints could be handled with a quick but probably “incorrect” manner. A Jap-Slap across the mug with a big hearty “SHUT UP!!!”

Maybe I should stick to writing.

16 Jul 2009 "The New American Farmer"
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Here’s a peek at my latest video project. A reality show in the vain of “Deadliest Catch” with a bit of “Dirty Jobs” thrown in. This is the 6 minute pilot that hopefully will get the attention of a real producer with some bucks to take it into full-time production. Everyone keep your fingers crossed and say a little prayer. I hope you ENJOY!

Know Thy Enemy movie